Not Now Chief…I’m In The F*cking Zone….

Heaven and Hell

So Mr. Harold Camping…Let me say this about your stupid little Rapture prediction: “Not Now Chief I’m In The F*cking Zone!”

Even though the web address (ya know that little URL thingy up there that I paid money for….WTF???) says “” the title of my blog is “The World According To Chad.” Surprisingly there are other things going on in this world than my dating life. (I really had no idea until someone pointed that out to me the other day. “So wait you’re telling me the world doesn’t revolve around me????”) So with that being said I’m going to take a little time out and talk about “The Rapture” that DID NOT happen.

First let me say to, Mr. Harold Camping, you are a horrible douche bag. Why? Because you come out with some whacky prediction that says the world was going to end on May 21, 2011. You came to your answer using an elaborate equation that you found in The Old Testament. Haven’t we gone down this road with you before? Yes, we have. So stop smoking whatever the hell it is your smoking….(Actually wait a second…. Why don’t you send me some of whatever it is your smoking. I gotta try this shit!)

You brainwashed thousands of people that gave up their entire lives because the world was going to end on that specific day. People left their jobs, stopped paying their mortgage, left their family, and even gave up their life savings to post a billboard about the coming RAPTURE. You my friend deserved to get punched in the face for being a complete douche bag!

Now this goes to all of you other douche bags that actually believed this was going to happen. Come on now people really? Do you not have a brain? Can you not THINK FOR YOURSELF? Apparently that is something that you cannot do as is evidenced by this genius:

Robert Fitzpatrick, who spent $140,000 of his life savings to advertise the rapture in New York,

said he was dumbfounded when life went on as usual Saturday.

“I do not understand why …,” he told Reuters while awaiting the event in Times Square. “I do not understand why nothing has happened.”  

(This little gem was in the story at this site

Well Mr. Fitzpatrick….. Let me say first off…I am dumbfounded by your lack of intelligence. Come on now man. You have enough brain to save $140,000. After you have saved all of this money you thought it was a good idea to blow it on advertising for the upcoming Rapture? How dumb are you? I’m glad that you blew your life savings and now you will have to probably apply for food stamps and possibly even welfare so that my hard earned tax dollars can save your ass? Greeeeeeeeat! Well Mr. Fitzpatrick nothing happened because NOBODY can predict the future. I would really love to sit down with you (or any of these whack jobs that were brainwashed by the head whack job), and find out WHY you believed in this crap.

Now don’t get me wrong its ok to believe in a lot of things. If one is religious then by all means do your thing. However, how do you let yourself get so wrapped up in it that you stop thinking rational. No rational person is going to spend their life savings to advertise for some random prediction of the end of the world.

There was another married couple with children that budgeted all of their money so that they would run out of everything by May 21, 2011. Now they have nothing left because they too were douche bags and believed some whack job that the world was ending.

It’s really sad that there are people out there that are this weak that they believe some douche bag like Harold Camping. On one hand I feel for these people because they are so stupid. However, on the other hand I just shake my head and think, “These fucktards deserve everything that happens to them for believing in such non-sense.”

So the moral of the story is…… People would you please realize YOU are the one that makes your life happen. YOU are the one that makes the decisions to do something or not. There is no way that anyone can predict the “end of times.” Will it happen? More than likely it will happen. Just live your life and be happy. Don’t worry about what may happen eventually. It’s not a question of going to heaven or hell. Either we will all die and will be buried six feet under or the world will go up in a ball of flames and we’ll all be barbecued to a crisp not even knowing what hit us. (I’d prefer the barbecue simply because I know I’d have a nice cold frosty beer in my hand at said barbecue. I really don’t look forward to being buried six feet under…..just saying….)

As I always say: “Live it up! Drink it down! Laugh it off!” Let me explain that little saying to you….

Live it up! = Do what you want to do! Make yourself happy! Live life as though there is no tomorrow. Enjoy the people that you meet, the friends that you make, and the family around you.

Drink it down!= We only live once. So have at it people. Do some 12 oz curls with your favorite frosty beverage. It’s ok to get hammered on occasion. Just because we are older doesn’t mean we have to stop having fun. The only part that sucks is that the recovery time is A LOT longer now! (Apparently some of you think I am an alcoholic and talk about it to much. Well to you I say…..F*ck off! LOL I’m enjoying my life and doing what I want to do. I’m Irish/German the drinking gene is part of my genetic makeup. So in other words…..just deal with it! Will I lose some of you over this? Probably, but that just goes to show that I won’t miss you! LMAO)

Laugh it off!= Really don’t have to explain this one……. No one ever told me that the game of life was going to be easy. We all have our ups and downs. Life sucks at times. Then you see just how great life can be. It’s a roller coaster. If life was easy then what would be the point? In the end no matter what happens good or bad we all need to take the time to: LAUGH IT OFF!

Many times we all get wrapped up in our daily lives that we don’t take the time to appreciate what is around us. You go through life looking for love, the perfect career, the perfect home, etc. Then all of a sudden it hits you and everything you have been looking for has been right in front of you the whole time. Cherish the things that are close to you. Don’t change who you are as a person. Do whatever it is that makes you happy. Only worry about the things that you CAN control. Stop worrying  about the things that you cannot control.

Until Next Time,

Spiral Out

P.S. Well the next “Rapture” will be held on October 21, 2011. I really hope that I can make this Rapture. The last one didn’t go so well. I am currently taking donations so that I can put up billboards and other advertising about the Rapture. I really think that this time it is going to happen. Since I am on the east coast I will let all of my west coast friends know how everything goes down on that day…. It works out perfectly because it is a Friday night……

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